Ken's Colander

So, it's been a whole year.

I guess things with me do tend to dwindle, that's just my nature I suppose.

I hope things have been good with everyone. I've been pretty good - it's been a busy year, I can't remember how many servings of pasta I've helped created now - and that's before Chicken Chow Mein. Sometimes it can be exhausting work, you know.

And getting over the abuse, of course, I was glad to find out that I wasn't impregnated, unlike the sponge. I took the mickey out of her a lot, that was until she called me a drip. I weeped for weeks.

Ken has been doing well too, still working hard as usual, he had recently got offered a promotion! You'd think this is good news, maybe I would get to strain POSH food, rather than TESCO VALUE items. But NO, he's been CELEBRATING by keep buying Take-away foods. HELLO KEN! TAKE AWAY FOOD DOES NOT REQUIRE DRAINING.

Le soupir, you give a boy money and that's all he'd do to you. He'd promised to use me soon though. Someone help him find a girl, maybe he'd try and impress them with cooking or something.

Actually, you know, soup is liquid, however, you don't normally drain those through a colander either (but why not?).