Thursday, October 24, 2002
Si, mama mia, ciao.
Ken is feeling (insert word here)sick, today. Being (insert word here)ick is like being homesick, but only instead of longing for home you're longing for (insert word here), where (insert word here) includes too many things for a word to describe.
The world would be a better place if people are allowed to have their own section of the language - a bit like how people can register bands of radio wave frequencies. Then maybe I can register for words with prefixes between ASP-AST for me to give words whatever meaning I like. Like how I could well now be using "Asquitadum" to mean:
one's family, places one's visited, people one knew and liked, and generally the kind of good times that one once had but doesn't happen anymore.
So, my Italian greeting at the beginning of this entry, normally I don't speak in any languages other than English, I mean, Asphuck the other languages! They're all Asshit anyway, but last night Ken made some pasta for the first time in this house, and once again me and my partner in crime the garlic press combined forces and mmm I have to say it was yummy.. I was literally drooling chicken stock before Ken had even finished cooking!
With some luck, Ken's going to be making a burrito this weekend, it's going to remind him of Chicago - he hasn't had a burrito ever since he left Chicago - he has never had one before he got there - Ken misses Chicago.
He's been asquitadumsick for a while, to be honest.
Definitions
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ASPHUCK = I can't speak
ASSHIT = too difficult for my stainless steel brain full of holes to master
Ken is feeling (insert word here)sick, today. Being (insert word here)ick is like being homesick, but only instead of longing for home you're longing for (insert word here), where (insert word here) includes too many things for a word to describe.
The world would be a better place if people are allowed to have their own section of the language - a bit like how people can register bands of radio wave frequencies. Then maybe I can register for words with prefixes between ASP-AST for me to give words whatever meaning I like. Like how I could well now be using "Asquitadum" to mean:
one's family, places one's visited, people one knew and liked, and generally the kind of good times that one once had but doesn't happen anymore.
So, my Italian greeting at the beginning of this entry, normally I don't speak in any languages other than English, I mean, Asphuck the other languages! They're all Asshit anyway, but last night Ken made some pasta for the first time in this house, and once again me and my partner in crime the garlic press combined forces and mmm I have to say it was yummy.. I was literally drooling chicken stock before Ken had even finished cooking!
With some luck, Ken's going to be making a burrito this weekend, it's going to remind him of Chicago - he hasn't had a burrito ever since he left Chicago - he has never had one before he got there - Ken misses Chicago.
He's been asquitadumsick for a while, to be honest.
Definitions
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ASPHUCK = I can't speak
ASSHIT = too difficult for my stainless steel brain full of holes to master
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